Greatest wallpaper on earth

I think I’ve found it. It’s everything I want it to be – whimsical, fantastical, non-girly, patterned enough to patch up crumbling 1906 walls, theatrical. I found it on the fantastic The Shop Floor Project which also stocks small selections of most things in the world, all by very covetable designers in incredibly beautiful designs. This wonderful wallcovering is by Daniel Heath; also check out the headgear by Karen Henriksen and the handprinted tattoo tights by Mhairi McNichol and Chloe Patience which I'm dying to wear with a cream Mayle dress.

So why do I have the wallpaper blues? It’s £250 a roll, which pretty much excludes me from its target market. Sigh.